May 2013
smilingemoticon:
nayx:
a show about a teenager
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
davidisbeyonce:
13 going on 30 (pounds of chocolate)
unwrittenlaw5:
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
theanti90smovement:
cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend
dr phil
dr phil
dr phil
dr phil
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
spendon:
prettyoddyoungblood:
tresticle:
is pete wentz real
No
katsplanet:
you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
thempress:
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
the-yolocaust:
who is tyler and what did he create
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
school is the reason for the teardrops on my guitar </3
snapchatting:
romantic playlist for that special someone
Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe
Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”