smilingemoticon: nayx: a show about a teenager
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
davidisbeyonce: 13 going on 30 (pounds of chocolate)
unwrittenlaw5: do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
theanti90smovement: cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend dr phil dr phil dr phil dr phil
shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
spendon: prettyoddyoungblood: tresticle: is pete wentz real No
katsplanet: you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
thempress: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
the-yolocaust: who is tyler and what did he create
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
lanadelrevupthosefryers: school is the reason for the teardrops on my guitar </3
snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”