A Sextape More Popular than Kim K's

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Too Trill 4 u

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

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sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

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super-who-locked-in:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Hahaha oh dear

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bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

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bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

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annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

annachlumsky:

WE ARE TRULY LIVING IN A GOLDEN AGE

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elsabeyondarendelle:

I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

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