You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks.
this is so fucked up
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
If you eat a bowl of pasta then say something about the carbs stop. It’s pasta. I know it’s fucking delicious. Eat it.
How do you take naps less than an hour long.. even an hour is pushing it. I guess I don’t nap I take practice sleeps.