A Sextape More Popular than Kim K's

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Too Trill 4 u

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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(via premiedonna)

twirlingtroye:

savantbassoonalchemist:

maxkirin:

You need to understand this.

Although I have a lot of followers, I have a really good memory for people. If you sent me a sweet message, if you added a cool comment to one of my posts, or if you just reblog my stuff all the time, I probably remember your face/avatar/url and smile to myself every time I see you in my activity tab.

This is just what i needed right now

this is very very true

(via leovaldezisnotonfire)

favorfire:

now that’s what I like to hear

favorfire:

now that’s what I like to hear

(via seditious-smanger)

27 days :)

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(via seditious-smanger)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via misterdecember)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via egg-tampon)

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

(via eastcoastaf)

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

(via catsuchan)

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

(via marriedtomccarthy)

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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