A Sextape More Popular than Kim K's

I'm Courtney
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Too Trill 4 u

axedeodorant:

*walks into a kindergarten room* ok i need four of your finest students and a table. we are goin to make a fuckin at&t commercial

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What’s so hard about love? You simply grab the other’s hand and refuse to let go.
Lee Min Ho (Jun Pyo), Boys Over Flowers (kdrama)

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maydeathneverstopyou:

maydeathneverstopyou:

remember that time green day took my chemical romance to the movies

like can you imagine a group of grown men with emo haircuts going on a movie date with each other

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bead-bead:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.

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suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

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woodmeat:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.

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sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

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crunchier:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

freshest-tittymilk:

*choking*

BRUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!! OMG.

i hate y’all lmao

I was sAD THEN I SCROLLED DOWN OMFG

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spookycourier7:

holy shit yes

these are the posts i live for

foreveralone-lyguy:

Just a reminder

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

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