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Weed is like chipotle: If it’s wrapped wrong it can completely ruin the experience, but you can never go wrong with a bowl.

This is my professors textbook. He’s awesome

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Awesome shot of a healing wound 

Coloured scanning electron micrograph (SEM) of a healing wound on the skin. There are red blood cells (erythrocytes) on the skin’s surface.

Keratinocytes (skin cells that contain the protein keratin, centre) are forming a hard protective layer (scab) over the wound.

Magnification x400, by Steve Gschmeissner

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turn up

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If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

SIGNAL BOOSTING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I HAVE FAMILY THERE

Reblogging again. Ladies, be safe.

Signal boost! I have loads of friends who go to school in Evansville.

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

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how do i get abs without doing anything

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subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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I sung bad karaoke and drank wine with an Italian today. I love Italians

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“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

Best post by far

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lol since i don’t know that many people and i don’t have a roommate i havent really been eating the campus food, so instead of the freshman 15 im pretty sure im just losing weight

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